January 2011
When someone wakes me up:
…and then I punch them in their stupid face!
When I die, put “I’ll be back shortly” on my...
I get no messages, aren't I popular?
They get message (200) and their all like:
I get message (1) and I’m all like:
If I got (200) in my ask I’d be like:
And I’d be answering them like a boss:
but no, no one ever sends me anything.